Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Nothing to do on an early lunch break

(From here. Some refer to the person, some to the blog. Go figure yourself. I'm out for a smoke.)

I sometimes forget to read Minishorts.

Minishorts is funnier when she's pissed.

If I were alone in a room with Minishorts we would take off our clothes and compare who can get their nipples closer together.

I think Minishorts should be a sex counsellor.

Minishorts needs a "Bunny".

I want to browse for the "Bunny" with Minishorts.

Someday Minishorts will sell a best-selling porn...I mean, romantic novel.

Minishorts reminds me of Angela Carter.

Without Minishorts I would have 5 minutes 44 seconds more in my day.

Memories of Minishorts are PG-13 in nature, but everybody knows otherwise.

Minishorts can be too long for my short attention span.

I thought she was a 15-year-old kid telling me not to swear on my blog is how I describe meeting Minishorts.

Worst thing about Minishorts is her hamsap stories.

Best thing about Minishorts is her hamsap stories.

I am baking chocolate chip cookies with Minishorts.

4 Comments:

Anonymous minishorts said...

yo, cap. you should post this over at the comments lah hahaha ... dear me... :D

1:32 PM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

whoops. is it? lol

8:05 PM  
Anonymous minishorts said...

hahaha of course. i can just imagine if ppl started dedicating posts like this to me.. would be kinda freaky, wouldn't it.

feeling kinda 'kembang' though.

10:28 PM  
Blogger Skylineseven said...

Who?


its me alex who eats pork when he's not supposed to.

like chan said.. who? and ur not gonna be in kl no more? bloody give me a phone call 0176236985

11:49 AM  

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