Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Nothing to do on an early lunch break

(From here. Some refer to the person, some to the blog. Go figure yourself. I'm out for a smoke.)

I sometimes forget to read Minishorts.

Minishorts is funnier when she's pissed.

If I were alone in a room with Minishorts we would take off our clothes and compare who can get their nipples closer together.

I think Minishorts should be a sex counsellor.

Minishorts needs a "Bunny".

I want to browse for the "Bunny" with Minishorts.

Someday Minishorts will sell a best-selling porn...I mean, romantic novel.

Minishorts reminds me of Angela Carter.

Without Minishorts I would have 5 minutes 44 seconds more in my day.

Memories of Minishorts are PG-13 in nature, but everybody knows otherwise.

Minishorts can be too long for my short attention span.

I thought she was a 15-year-old kid telling me not to swear on my blog is how I describe meeting Minishorts.

Worst thing about Minishorts is her hamsap stories.

Best thing about Minishorts is her hamsap stories.

I am baking chocolate chip cookies with Minishorts.


Anonymous minishorts said...

yo, cap. you should post this over at the comments lah hahaha ... dear me... :D

1:32 PM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

whoops. is it? lol

8:05 PM  
Anonymous minishorts said...

hahaha of course. i can just imagine if ppl started dedicating posts like this to me.. would be kinda freaky, wouldn't it.

feeling kinda 'kembang' though.

10:28 PM  
Blogger Skylineseven said...


its me alex who eats pork when he's not supposed to.

like chan said.. who? and ur not gonna be in kl no more? bloody give me a phone call 0176236985

11:49 AM  

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