Sunday, May 08, 2005

Join the cause

Look, guys, I gotta ask you something, and you gotta answer me truthfully, because being honest can change your life forever.

Questions:

-Has a female ever punched you on the shoulder?

-Kicked you in the stomach? Or your shins?

-Whacked in the face? Pinched at your side abdomens? (man, I hate that one the most) Or even threatened with a weapon like a chair or any other possibly damaging objects within her reach just for making a passing remark? A very very very innocent, but possibly naughty remark?

-Does she giggle while beating you up, seemingly happy with injuring you like a sadist, not caring about the potential physical pain and mental anguish you would have to face?

Then step out of the darkness, males, speak up and stand up for yourself and join this newly created group, Stop Violence Against Men Now, Damnit.

Men beating woman has been emphasised so much that our plight has been neglected, in fact, women beating men has been an accepted norm in society. We should not tolerate being treated like this, like we're all punching bags, ready for them to abuse at anytime of day.

We deserve better! We're human beings with feelings and emotions too, damnit!

Repeat after me: A pat in the back for a good joke, yes! A full slap on the back, no!

Act now, brother, act now, support SVAMND's cause now before it's too late. If you're getting beaten often by a female just because of what you said (even if it's very very nice but a little bit naughty, just a little bit), stop tolerating it. Move away from her, do not let her restrict your freedom of speech, and remember to help other brothers in need who also face such torment.

The first step starts with you. Remember, your actions could save a brother today...

4 Comments:

Blogger minishorts said...

... u know i dunno whether to cry or laugh when i read this.

is tickling your man under the arms violent? guess i'm guilty of being violent.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

oh, i know ur kind. using the world-reknown tickle torture method...oh, i know all ur tricks girl.

lol. btw, excessive tickle exchange can lead to naughty things, probably unrealised before

u have been warned

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I remember having to beat the crap out of you when you were hell on ADD. ;) What else are big sisters for?

12:03 PM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

dear g...goats, stop coming here and revealing our freaky childhood

4:22 PM  

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