Thursday, April 21, 2005

Amber Chia should be shot

Seriously. I remember there was once when I couldn’t pick ANY. DAMN. MAGAZINE. without seeing her damn mug in it. It makes me feel like picking another kind of magazine, snap it into a Magnum and pop her.

Puh-leez. What are you guys thinking?

“Oh wow, she’s Malaysian. Oh wow, she’s the Malaysian Guess ambassador, let’s put her EVERYWHERE!”

Magazines. Billboards. The side of the road. Everywhere. I won’t be surprised if one day I pick up a toast and see her likeness on it.

It would be okay if it was Jessica Alba, see, because such a girl deserves to be in every book you see in the world. Schools should have a subject dedicated to her, because kids need to know such a wonderful woman exists. Her birthday should be celebrated worldwide, and GQ should be given the Nobel prize for making a pictorial of her (I actually read that edition in the KLIA bookstore, where husbands also took a slight peek at it before their wives came and pull them away by the ear).

In fact, she should be the new Pope.

I’m actually considering to believe in god, because it is impossible for a woman like her to happen by chance. The same could be said for Nigella Lawson, because how often do you know that the cook is hotter than the kitchen???

All hail Jessica Alba.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally I found someone like you!

yeah, seriously, when she first became the co-winner for the guess watch campaign, i was so proud of her. but then, when the editorial pics were out.. i thought, i will not buy guess watches anymore. she has no attraction at all! her face cannot sell the product.

i mean, she was claimed the winner because she has pout(sp?) then why don't they choose ShuQi?

she is an overnight superstar in msia now.

12:27 AM  
Blogger cyber-red said...

Kee Hua Chee, who writes for the Star also commented how she shouldn't take up one too many ads. It's causing her to lose her credibility.. she's appearing in all sorts of ads regardless of genre. Understandable if she needs the money...

12:28 AM  
Blogger Yun said...

Oh my God. I am a Malaysian and I do not know who is Amber Chia :P

Siapa itu, ah? -_-"

12:55 AM  
Blogger Silencers said...

I've never been too fond of Amber Chia. I'd rather see other Malaysian models [damn, I forgot their names]. I mean, they're wayyy hotter.

10:00 AM  
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10:34 AM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

anonymous: yes, i thought the same thing too. she's just over-rated.

cyber-red: i mean, just how much over-exposured can u get? one day she'd probably be promoting tongkat ali too, with anuar zain talking with her and zahid dancing in the background.

yun: amber chia is the spawn of a devil with a big pout

silencers: oh yea, i know what you're talking bout. but since she's the Guess ambassador, i guess (no pun intended) these people wanna shave her image down our throats

and aw, cmon, no need to delete ur comments here. just leave it be

11:54 AM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

anonymous: yes, i thought the same thing too. she's just over-rated.

cyber-red: i mean, just how much over-exposured can u get? one day she'd probably be promoting tongkat ali too, with anuar zain talking with her and zahid dancing in the background.

yun: amber chia is the spawn of a devil with a big pout

silencers: oh yea, i know what you're talking bout. but since she's the Guess ambassador, i guess (no pun intended) these people wanna shave her image down our throats

and aw, cmon, no need to delete ur comments here. just leave it be

11:55 AM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

i mean shove!! shove!!! not shave! god, just pondering about my stubble made me do a typo.

anyway, yun, where's that pic on ur profile from? that character looks familiar...

12:00 PM  
Blogger eyeris said...

I swear it's that pout. When she smiles properly, she's pretty enough (I know, she was in my office once), but she thinks her POUT is her greatest asset, and she does it ALL THE TIME. GAAAA!

Gimme Sarah Tan or Cindy Burgrigde over her anytime. Channel V rules!!! :)

4:42 PM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

jeez, that must be horrible. did she seriously believe that's all ppl care about? her damn pout? will she get over it? will magazine editors in msia get over it?
and about sarah and cindy, truer words have never been spoken, eyeris. amen.

12:06 AM  
Blogger eyeris said...

I remember an interview she did once where it was mentioend that the pout was what got her the Guess title in the first place.

There was one NewMan cover where she was smiling, and it turned out prety damn fine, actually.

But Sarah and Cindy still rules. too bad Cindy has left Channel [V]. she was my favorite, along with Sarah. :(

1:21 PM  
Blogger Captain Carcinogen said...

what? no way!!! aw...couldnt they have kept cindy, but threw paula? cos i never liked paula

10:54 PM  

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