Friday, February 18, 2005

God of the day



(Today my god is Jah. I cycle through gods for the heck of it.)

Dear Jah,

I picked you as my "God of the day" because I found out two things about you. One, that you promote smoking ganja, or "wisdom weed" as you call it . Two, that you don't promote smoking cigarettes, since it is unnatural and is harmful to your health.

(Yes, I do not get it either and am rolling my eyes. I believe you saw that eye-rolling, since my back is singed by that lightning you just sent down.)

And since I am not a big fun of drugs but love to smoke, you would understand now that I picked you because nothing makes my day more than pissing a god off.

Amen.

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